If you’re reading this, it’s because I found a spot on the lawn from which I can use my phone as a WiFi hotspot long enough to send this newsletter. At first, I thought it was a big problem that we had no Internet access. But after a day or two, I realized it wasn’t a problem at all. I’m so glad to know absolutely nothing about what’s happening in the world. I wish it could continue forever.
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