It's ready.
The moment you've all been waiting for has come.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Please permit us to invite you to our new home. Don’t be shy. Come on over and make yourselves entirely at ease. We’ve made everything perfect for you, including the “edit” button on the comments, WigWag. Just as you asked.
The Cosmopolitan Globalist website is open for business! At last! We’re all waiting for you in the swank new lounge.
Yes, this way Sir, this way, Madame … no need to crowd up against the door like that, there’s room for everyone. Right this way … stay calm … please, ladies and gentlemen, stay calm!