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Global Eyes: Finland, NATO, and Porn Star Edition
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Global Eyes: Finland, NATO, and Porn Star Edition

Trump's arraignment isn't the only newsworthy story in the world. Find out about other things with the Cosmopolitan Globalist.

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Claire Berlinski
Apr 05, 2023
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Now, I fully concede that Donald Trump’s legal travails are newsworthy and deserve a mention—even a front-page article—in our major news organs. But this is becoming absurd. I just entered “World News” in Google—hoping to see anything but that story—and here was the result:

It’s like that joke—“Well, that’s enough of me talking about myself! What do you think of me?” Exactly how many more hours does the news media propose to devote to his arraignment? (Also: Is it truly necessary to put the words “porn star” in every headline? I think we all know by now that this story involves a porn star, don’t we?)

So let’s avert our gaze for a minute to consider the rest of the world. Today, let’s consider NATO’s new ally: Finland.

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